Niffler

{3}: Niffler steals opponent's land. The land
is now placed on the battlefield on your side
tapped.
{5}: Niffler steals opponent's artifact. The artifact
is now placed on the battlefield on your side
tapped.
"FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU PILFERING
PEST! PAWS OFF WHAT DOES NOT
BELONG TO YOU!"
- Newt Scamander