Niklas, weiser Berater

{t} Crash Ski
Deal 2 emotional damage to target opponent.
{t} Relax after Eating
Let other people work for you; untap up to 2
mana of your choice and tap up to 1 mana
of each opponent.
Niklas, weiser Berater enters the game with X/2
+1/+1 counters where X is the time in hours
spent at Berghain last weekend