No Man's Island

{t}: Add {u}. If you played a land this turn,
add {b} instead.
"No man has ever set foot on its vile shores and
returned. No man who witnessed so much as a single
step has yet talked. No matter the pain, the words
cannot be prized from their lips. Also, the Applejack
has been accidentally ruined, please send more Lurgin
is bored and unpleasant when thirsty for spirits."
- Ehrwon, Proffessional Torturer."