No, U Shirt Back

When No, U Shirt Back enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to target creature or player. Up to one target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.
{x}{r}{g}{t}: Up to one target creature gets +X/+X and gains trample until end of turn.
{2}: Return No, U Shirt Back to your hand. You may only use this ability during your upkeep.
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