Noah, the Coolest Inferno

0: Deal 1 damage to each opponent, for each 1 damage dealt; put a loyalty counter on all red planeswalkers you control.
-2: Discard 2 cards, draw 2 cards. If a red sorcery was drawn, you may play it for free this turn.
-9: You get an emblem with "All creatures you control gain Haste and Burn" (damage dealt to other creatures does not heal) Draw 1 card.