Noam, the Soup Man

As long as you control Noam, the Soup Man
you must target Ephara commander.
{10}, Pay 5 life: Do some powerful nothing.
{t}: Search a card you own from outside the
game, and cast it without paying its mana cost.
That card must be a bulk card that nobody
knows, with a cost of less than a dollar.
You may win the game without explaining how.