None Pizza, with left beef

None Pizza's toughness is equal to the number of
players to your left.
Whenever None Pizza attacks the player to your
right, create 13 0/1 black Meat creature tokens
that enter the battlefield tapped and blocking a planeswalker of your choice.
If a Meat is ever on the right side of None Pizza, sacrifice yourself to it.
Crew 3
{2}{t} sacrifice None Pizza : you gain 3 life.