Norman, McRib Fiend

Norman cannot be blocked (from obtaining a tasty McRib)

Whenever Norman does Combat Damage to a Player, he Connives (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 Counter on Norman and give him a McRib)

{1}{u}{b}{r}: Transform Norman. Activate only as a Sorcery