Norolo, Budget Thief

First strike, shroud
Foilwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a foil card.)
Whenever a player plays a card that costs over $50, they lose life equal to its price divided by 10. If it was a promo card, they lose the game.
"Yes, I know there are no alternatives to Tarmogoyf, but do I really look like I care?"