Norrix, Phantom Lich

First Strike, haste, infect (This creature deals
damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and
to players in the form of poison counters.)
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A Squire, a Dark Confidant, and a Noble Hierarch
walk into a bar. They all go up to order a drink, when
suddenly the Confidant and Hierarch drop dead. The
Squire panics and yells to the bartender: "What just
happened?!" The bartender looks down, and says: "Eh,
what'd you expect? This is a -1/