Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit

The B-2 Spirit has flying, haste, first strike, flash,
trample, death-touch, intimidate, lifelink, and
cannot be the target of spells or abilities, unless
it's an ability from a U.S president.
If you lose control of the B-2 Spirit or it is
destroyed, take damage equal to its current power.
"Sometimes you need a B-2 bomber and sometimes you
need your mother."-P. J. O'Rourke