Not Today

If target player has a deck that is supposed to win on a specific turn or has a card that makes target player instantly win, fully counter those spells before they are even casted. This also deals 1000000 damage to target player, gives all creatures on target player’s battle field -1000000/-1000000 and destroys everything target player controls along with target player’s hand, library, and graveyard. All players including you are free to beat up target player with no extra cost This spell can not be countered or responded to {U}{R} Do it again(Pay this cost to target another player who does this) {flavor}I’m not dealing with your bullshit today