Nuke

remove indestructible from all permanents
destroy all permanents
all lands destroyed this way put a radiated plains
on the field with a radiation counter
— if faithful alliance is on the field when
this is cast instead change all to all opponents
this spell is uncounterable and if a ability were to
be played to counter it that owner exiles all their
nonland permanents instead
even the eldrazi cant stand up to this!