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Me: Did you see the new ice cream flavor?
Fool: No
Me: It is Ice cream flavor
Fool: WHAT?
Me: It. Is. Ice. Cream. Flavor.
Fool: …
Me: It is called milk.
Fool: You drink that…
Me: That’s melted ice cream
Fool: Why did you tell me this?
Me: *rips off shirt to show giant letter B* TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM DEVESTATION, THE B-----