Numemon, Insolent Germ

Numemon gets +1/+1 for each slime counter on permanents your opponent controls.

Whenever a player would create a creature token, they instead create a token copy of Numemon, except it’s non legendary.

Whenever you would create one or more artifact tokens, instead create that many plus one colorless Equipment artifact tokens named Poop with “Equipped creature has ‘{3}, {t} or {u}, {t}, Sacrifice Poop: Tap target nonland permanent and put a slime counter on it.’” and equip {1}.