Nymph's Charm

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target
of a spell or ability, attacks, or blocks draw a card.
"If you find a pretty girl in the woods covered in leaves
that asks you to spend the night with her try hitting
your head a few times, if she's suddenly replaced by a
monstrous humanoid being made of wood then maybe
try distracting her with something and then run for it.
That's what I did." —Salas, The Survivor