Oath of the Community

Oath of the Community can't be countered.
When Oath of the Community enters the battlefield, freeze the game, stand up and leave
the table untouched. Resume the game only when
a product called Magic The Gathering 31th,
Apology edition is released to the public at the
same price as a standard booster pack, and in sufficient quantity for the community to enjoy it.
You can't buy Hasbro products.