Odd Path to Victory

{t}, Sacrifice a Land, Sacrifice a Creature, Lose 2
Life, Put on a hat, Discard a Card; Search your
Library for a Creature whose Power is less than
the time of day it is and put it into play, it has
Haste and cannot be Blocked. If this Creature
does not attack, Sacrifice it and add 3 Victory
Counters to Odd Path to Victory.
Remove 10 Victory Counters from Odd Path to Victory: You Win the Game.
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