Off the Edge (of the Card)

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
"One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere
- like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in
those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was
the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a
nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,
you'd say...'"