Off the Rack Psyop

Prevent up to 2 damage each turn from any
source
You can't lose Disclosure while Off the Rack
Psyop is in play, if your life total drops below 5,
at the end of your turn sacrifice this enchantment
"Rumors and video clips of panic, massive police
presence and what social media users claim to be an
eight-to-10-foot alien appearing at a Miami mall"
- Forbes