Office Gamer

Whenever Office Gamer attacks, put a spike
counter on it.
Workload 2 — At the beginning of your upkeep,
if Office Gamer has 2 or more spike counters on
it, remove all spike counters from it. If you do,
exile up to X target creatures until Office Gamer leaves the battlefield, where X is the number of counters removed this way.
"1v1 me irl"