Ok Computer

No Surprises - Your spells cant be countered and opponents play with their hands revealed.
Karma Police - When an opponent deals damage to you, put that many +1/+1 counters on a creature you control and untap it.
Paranoid Android - {u}{u}{p/u}: Create a 2/1 blue Robot artifact creature token with "{t}: Draw a card."
"When I am king, you will be first against the wall, with your opinion which is of no consequence at all"