Old Bugs

Old Bug enters the battlefield with two -1/-1
counter on it.
Decay (At the beginning of your upkeep put one -1/-1 counter on Old Bugs unless you pay 1 life).
{b}{b}: remove a -1/-1 counter on Old Bugs.
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What he had once been, many tried to guess; for his language when intoxicated were such as to excite wonderment; but what he was, presented less difficulty.
Old Bugs—H.P.Lovecraft