Old Joel

When Old Joel enters the battlefield or at the
beginning of your upkeep, mill a card. If a
land card is milled this way, create a Treasure
token. If a creature card is milled this way,
create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If a
noncreature, nonland card is milled this way,
create a Blood token.

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