Old Man Logan

When Old Man Logan enters the battlefield or destroys a creature, put a pacifism counter on it.
As long as Old Man Logan has a pacifism
counter, it can't attack or block.
If a creature you control dies, you may remove a pacifism counter from Old Man Logan.
Double strike, undying
{r}: Old Man Logan gets +1/+0 until end of turn
Damn you to hell for making me do this.