Olivetti the Devourer

This creature cant be blocked.
{g}, Steal a card from your opponents deck.
That card is now your card and you will cherish
it until you eventually sell it in a yard sale at
the age of 53. Five minutes later, you get hit by
your opponents car. You survive, but will
spend the rest of your life running from the
person(s) that you used this ability against.
She just wants to be friends!