One-Eye Jack, First Mate

First Strike, Deathtouch
Plunder 5 (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create five colorless treasure artifact tokens)
At the beginning of every combat phase, roll a
six-sided die. If you roll a three or lower, One-Eye
Jack cannot attack or block this turn.
{u}{b}{r}: Return One-Eye Jack from your
graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Activate only
during your upkeep.
Your chances of survival are 50/50...