One Sacreligious Boi

+1: Target creature loses 5 will-to-live (wtl) counters. (When a creature loses ten or more wtl counters, that creature commits suicide)
-3: Roll a six sided die, all other players takes that much damage.
-9: All creatures you control gain double strike until end of turn and all opponent's creatures lose 10 will-to-live counters.