One Teacup

Indestructible
At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a
card and you lose 3 life. Then flip a coin. If it
comes up heads, target opponent chosen at
random gains control of One Teacup.
One Teacup to rule them all, One Teacup to find
them, One Teacup to bring them all, and in the
darkness bind them.