Oobi The Chosen One

Whenever Oobi or another creature enters the battlefield under your control each opponent
mills three cards.
When a permanent you control
is destroyed by an opponent, you may destroy a
target permanent they control if a card of that permanent type is in their graveyard.

For every slap, a pallet. For every hook, a loop.
For every sacrifice, an escape. This is the law
of the Trial and I damn well enforce it!