Oompah Loompa

Sneak (You may try to sneak this card onto the battlefield without paying it's mana cost. If any of
your opponents notice, put it into your graveyard.)
Steal (You may try to sneak this card and an
artifact target opponent controls into your hand. If
any of your opponents notice, put this card into your graveyard.)
"Oompah Lore is very clear; steal from us and we
take back a thousandfold."