Ooze and Oz

When this card enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game to look at it. If their response includes any exclamation of "Ooh" or
"Ah", put a +1/+1 counter on Ooze and Oz.

During your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. If it's an instant or sorcery, put it in your hand; otherwise, put it into your graveyard.