Ooze Golem

Can only be played if 'Magnificent Oozeman' has already been played.
{1}{g}{g}: Put a +1/+1 counter on 'Oozeroy', if
he's still alive.
{t}{2}{b}{b}, Sacrifice another creature you control:
You gain life equal to sacrificed
creature's toughness.
If the primordial soup had evolved itself rather than evolved stuff within it.