Ooze Marauder

Trample, Deathtouch
{b/g}: Put a +1/-1 counter on this creature.
Whenever Ooze Marauder deals excess combat damage to a player, you may put X 1/1 Ooze creature tokens onto the battlefield instead of dealing that damage, where X is the damage you would have dealt.
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