Opie, the Free Bus

Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks
alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Whenever a creature you control would gain
+1/+1 from an exalted ability, it gets
+2/+2 instead.
Whenever a creature you control attacks alone,
it gains trample until end of turn.
"The things I do for love"