Opoppai, God of Tricks

Opoppai, God of Tricks cannot attack or
block unless Ebser, God of Love is on the Battlefield.
{b}{3}{t}: Flip a coin. If you win all permanents become 3/3 monkey creature tokens, if you lose destroy all permanents.
{r}{3}{ut}: Flip a coin. If you win you win the game, if you lose you lose the game.