Orange Yoda

Orange Yoda enters the battlefield with a
+1/+1 counter for each life you paid.
If you fart while you control Orange Yoda,
put seven +1/+1 counters on it. (The fart has
to be legit, okay? Wizards of the Coast hates fakers.)
I think Jace made Yoda a human, but it didn't work out too well.