Orbital Death Laser

{8},{t}: Flip Orbital Death Laser onto the
battlefield from a height of at least one foot.
(~ 3/10 of a meter) If Orbital Death Laser turns
over completely at least once, destroy target
creature it lands on. (You may not tear up this card before flipping it.)

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Alternate flavor text: It puts the orb in orbital.