Orcish Sleepmasters

{r/w}{p/r}{b/r}: participate in a 75k event and fail to
make 2nd Day Pro Tour after being 4-0.
{0}: Play Side Events. You get a Side Event
counter, than if the number of Side Events
counters equals to 1, play with an 8 old child
being taught by his father and lose miserably.
If the number of side event counters is greater
than 1, you become asleep and dream of reaching
day 2 of the $75K event.