Orcs of Cirith Ungol

Deathtouch, haste
{t}, Discard a card: Draw a card. If the discarded
card was a creature card, amass Orcs 1. (Put a
+1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an
Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0
black Orc Army creature token first.)
"What's this? Looks like ol' Shelob's
been having a bit of fun."