Ordinance Disposal

+1: Deal 2 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or player.
-2: Discard a card. Search your library for a creature with converted mana cost 3 or less. Reveal it, then add that card to your hand.
-8: For the rest of the game, lands you control are 1/1 200 Gram Cake creatures in addition to still being lands.