Ossi, the pony cutter

{g}{u}{w}: Put a pony counter on target player.
Then cut that player's pony without
knowing what to do.
At the beginning of your upkeep,
each player gives
you a big hug and plays you a ballade of chopin.
Whenever a player is damaged by Ossi,
put that much pony counters on him.
Ossi can't be blocked
Remove 44 pony counters from a player:
If your name is Ossi, you win the game.