Otaku's Bedroom

Wretched Spawning {b}{b}: Create a 0/4 Body Pillow
Token with Defender.
Grotesque Love Den {b}{b}{b}: Create a 0/1
Jar of Suspicious Substance Token with Deathtouch
and Defender.
You can only create one type of token with Otaku's Bedroom per turn, and only once that turn.
When the forces of good finally entered this foul lair,
all they found was empty containers of Doritos and Mountain Dew, along with plastic figures half-submerged in jars of a conspicuous white fluid...