Otto the Felonious

: Creatures you control have haste. Artifacts you have are 1/1 stones in addition to any other types.
+2: Gain control of another players artifact. It is now called "La Stona" and gets a "Mi Amor" counter. Put a "Mi Amor" counter on any Artifact.
-8: Destroy all artifacts which are do not have a "Mi Amor" Counter on them. Phase out all nonland permanents, except artifacts and minions.