Painty The Pirate

When Painty the Pirate enters the battlefield,
choose one:
• Drop on the Deck — Painty the Pirate gains
"{u}{b}, Pay 2 life: Put Painty the Pirate on
top of your library."
• Flub like a Fish — Painty the Pirate gains
"{t}: Untap Painty the Pirate."
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