Paleodude Website

Paleodude Website enters play with four +1/+1 counter on it
{t}: Add {r} or {g}.
{2}{t}: Place a +1/+1 counter from Paleodude Website on to target creature.
If Paleodude Website has no +1/+1 counters on
it, then all creatures gain trample. Sacrifice a
creature at the start of your end step.
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