Paradise Surprise

Haste, Flash (You may play this Card as an instant)
{t}: Put a -1/-1 Counter on target Creature.
"There I was, on a holiday with my new Girlfriend
and all of a sudden we hear this Shout and there's
my ex jumping from behind the bushes with an
Automated Gun in her hands! That didn't Disturb
me much, but this Happened at a Playground..."