Parallelism

A repetition of sentences using the same grammatical structure emphasizing all aspects of the sentence equally.

When the New York Giants, a team you would give your right arm to beat, and vice versa, sends you a gift — that's something. When everybody down to the groundskeepers and those boys in white coats remembers you with trophies — that's something.
When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter —
that's something. When you have a fat