Parrot Creek

At the beginning of your turn, exile a either a Human, or a creature that resembles a human with power of 1, or you skip your turn.
Create a 0/0 MacLaren artifact token when this enters the battlefield.
if creatures dont deal damage, turn them face down and tap them, then put them under the MacLaren token.
you must ask a staff permission to move them away from Mac, and turn them face up
{t} {1} to your mana pool