Particle Man

Islandwalk
{ut} You lose one life.
{t}, {p/u}{p/u}{p/u}{p/g} Target land becomes an island.
{t} You gain {e}{e}.
{e} Target creature gains Islandwalk until end
of turn.
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater, does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle Man